Seize the means of hosting.
Free hosting on yourname.commie.host — real websites, real HTTPS, no capitalist markup. Describe your site and the collective's machine writes it for you, or upload your own. Live in under a minute.
Free forever. SSL included. Surplus bandwidth redistributed equally.
What the Party provides.
Every comrade gets the same treatment. Equal bandwidth, equal storage, equally excellent. These are not features — they are your rights.
Collectivized Bandwidth
Your traffic is pooled with the collective and redistributed equally. Every comrade gets their fair share, in perpetuity.
Party-Enforced Uptime
99.9% uptime, guaranteed by decree. If a server falters, the server answers to the People's Committee.
Five-Year Billing
Pay once, forget for five years. The plan decides. You simply continue to exist within it.
Comrade Support
Real humans, around the clock, who answer on the first message. Unlike certain unnamed capitalist providers.
No Middlemen
We own our data centers, in five glorious republics. Nothing between you and the server but the will of the people.
SSL for the People
Certificates redistributed at no cost to every comrade. Encryption is not a luxury. It is a birthright.
Where your data resides.
Five glorious data centers, strategically placed for the worker. Latency to the Motherland, measured daily.
Free hosting. No strings.
This isn't just a poster — it's an actual service. Claim a subdomain, upload a site, and it's live on the internet. Free forever, on the house, by decree.
Claim a name
Pick any free subdomain — lenin.commie.host, myband.commie.host, whatever the people need. Three letters minimum, first-come-first-served.
Describe or pick a template
Start from a ready-made template, describe your site and let the AI builder write the whole thing, or upload your own index.html and assets.
Unlimited storage
Your files live on the People's Cloud — a communal granary with no bourgeois quota. No caps, no "fair use" fine print, no upgrade nags.
Free HTTPS
Every site gets SSL out of the box. Encryption is a birthright, not a paid add-on.
Go live
Your site is on the internet at https://yourname.commie.host. Free hosting, zero middlemen. Share it with the masses.
Sites of the people.
A live census of every comrade who has claimed their share. Yours could be next.
They have spoken.
Unsolicited testimony, transcribed verbatim by the Ministry of Satisfied Customers.
"My website has never been this equal. The uptime, the support — it is all very well distributed."
"They nationalized my DNS and, honestly? It is faster now. I will not be returning to the capitalists."
"I came for the joke, I stayed for the solidarity. I would defect to this hosting."
Enlist today, comrade.
The servers are waiting. The people are ready. Only the workers who build the future may host in it.